You'd think that by now everyone knows that King Solomon story, so the first to play the martyr wins.
When the fairies were passing out gifts (beauty, grace, talent, yanno), the evil fairy went with "inanity" instead of the old pricking her finger gag.
How did I guess this.
How.
I don't...
Additionally: the problems with monarchy, exhibit A: THESE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE TO CHOOSE FOR MAKING THESE DECISIONS
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