Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the California Raisins raising hell!
Raisins are treacherous sun worshipers. Glory to the underground grapes!
The sun betrayed them in turn, reducing them to shriveled husks of their former glory!
I heard it through the grapevine they're gonna ripe out someone's spine!
Well that was just horrific! Not since "Jaws: The Revenge" has snacking on someone's arm been so random!
Just wait until next issue, when everyone climbs out of the water, but their shirts remain conspicuously dry. Conspicuously.
Ah, the Grapes of Wrath. What would Henry Fonda do in this situation?
"Wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. But when there's giant fruit munching on a guy, I'll be WAY the fuck over here!"
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