21. Slash Fiction

posted 25th Feb 2014, 3:00 AM

21. Slash Fiction

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25th Feb 2014, 3:26 AM

cattservant

Now he's in trouble!

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view LESimmons's profile

25th Feb 2014, 3:30 AM

LESimmons

A match made in hell!

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25th Feb 2014, 8:48 AM

Nutster

Uh, Steely, all those "inside" pieces tend to work better when they are still on the inside. Perforated intestines are not good news.

As for the other guy, you are dealing with an undead marshmallow princess. You will not beat her, so steal her and be done with it.

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25th Feb 2014, 4:01 PM

LESimmons

To Steely, all the "inside" pieces are just decorations she hasn't had the chance to share with everybody! Now is her chance.

Ugh, but...who would take her? XD

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25th Feb 2014, 7:59 PM

Grey Garou

This is going to end messier than a laxative overdose. Seems Kidnapper Dog can take punishment as well, seeing Steely tried to sunder his skull.

Remember, no guts, no gory.

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27th Feb 2014, 1:49 AM

LESimmons

Grisly metaphor, but fitting! XDD And indeed! To the victor the spoils!
In Steely's case, spoiled meat and she'd be a-okay with that too.

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27th Feb 2014, 8:59 AM

DWD

Steely attends the Deadpool School of Combat...

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27th Feb 2014, 11:29 AM

LESimmons

I highly doubt it's properly accredited.

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27th Feb 2014, 5:41 PM

The_Rippy_One

But they have an excellent placement center!

The head master himself goes to the company you want, and argues in your favor until the agree.

Well, more like he refuses to leave until they agree to hire you.

and he tends to speak "sharp pointy things."

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27th Feb 2014, 4:08 PM

Grey Garou

Gads, if Steely has sisters, I cringe to think what they would be like...Sadistic Susan, Sadie Sans Sanity, Slaughterhouse Syndy, Little Miss Slit 'N' Slice...

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27th Feb 2014, 5:15 PM

The_Rippy_One

Well, I don't know about sisters, but her mom is kind of famous - they even have a title for her!
"La Belle Dame sans Merci"

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28th Feb 2014, 2:04 AM

LESimmons

Heh, yanno, you're not far from the truth on that one.

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28th Feb 2014, 2:03 AM

LESimmons

No sisters, thankfully, Steely is a one in a billion genetic lottery mix-up.

Brother, on the other hand, now that's a different story...

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27th Feb 2014, 5:36 PM

The_Rippy_One

Game Over Man, Game OVER!

Before, she was merely murderous, whimsical, and interested because you Did Not Want(!).

But you just had to go and do it. You had to turn her on.

I know you didn't mean to turn her on.

I,
know you,
were expecting a one night grab,
and now you're confused,
Cause Steeley gotten in her jab -

I'm sorry mi-i-ister,
I know you didn't mean to turn her on.

You told,
her twice,
You were only for the queen heist
(only for a queen heist)
But Oh,
you went and had to turn her on...

Now you,
ska-doo,
But she isn't letting go,
isn't letting go now
You shouldn't have turned her on...

Oh
You really shouldn't turn her on...

/Long session of erotic maiming/

When you,
cut in,
you thought it would be an easy win,
but when you did,
you went ahead and turned her on...

Okay...enough silliness...

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28th Feb 2014, 2:07 AM

LESimmons

That...was...AWESOME. XDD Long sessions of erotic maiming...INDEED!!! XDD Laugh my fucking ass off, yeah, that was too good for an abbreviation. Bravo.

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28th Feb 2014, 2:55 PM

The_Rippy_One

For more Steeley/Palmer fun, change "simply irresistible" to "simply reprehensible;" re-writes 75% of the song to fit :D still need to muck with the end chorus, and a few other words, but, eh.

She's an unnatural law,
she's a powerful force
you're obliged to conform,
as there's no other course;
She used to look good to me
but now I find her (shot; ricochet; orgasmic moan)
Simply reprehensible!

She's So fine, there's no telling where the morals went,
(simply reprehensible)
She's a land mine, and there's no other way to go
(simply reprehensible)

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