8. Steel(y) Chainsaw

posted 26th Nov 2013, 3:00 AM

8. Steel(y) Chainsaw
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24th Nov 2013, 4:24 PM

LESimmons

Hey everybody! Thanks for voting for us at TOP WEB COMICS! :) This week's incentive is a hottie - Merciless the Red Huntress! Yum yum! You can look, but don't touch! :D

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26th Nov 2013, 5:30 AM

CyberSkull

And you don't hear people criticize the Joker's purple suits either.

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26th Nov 2013, 1:25 PM

LESimmons

Damn straight, my man, damn straight!

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26th Nov 2013, 9:37 AM

The_Rippy_One

BUNNIES!!! EEE~!

So, now, in the vein of boasts, you have "As strong as 10 men," "The power of 10 tigers" and now we have "the tenacity of 40 fucks" - Steely Dan is properly badass, and her boast is sufficient to mark it!

Meanwhile, Princess? I could see Mistress, Queen, Bitch, Whore, Madame, and God, but some how, not Princess, except maybe ironically...followed by decapitation.

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26th Nov 2013, 1:32 PM

LESimmons

Nothing says "badass" that pink, fuzzy bunny slippers, amirite? :3

Oooh, you HAD to go an mention decapitation, didn't you? >_< Great, now you've just made her even hornier!

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27th Nov 2013, 1:15 PM

The_Rippy_One

So totally right!

So, did she buy that chainsaw, or did she go into a store, say "Want!" and the clerk handed it over, recognizing that impeding her would in no way actually lead to a good result?

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27th Nov 2013, 9:18 PM

LESimmons

Not entirely sure, but I'm pretty certain she got it while in Texas. :D

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26th Nov 2013, 9:44 AM

Nutster

Okay, only an indestructible marshmallow undead critter could consider that a suitable outfit for taking into battle, especially the pink fuzzy bunny slippers. Might I recommend something with more traction so you can run when needed without worrying about your shoes falling off, unless your foot is going with it?

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26th Nov 2013, 1:33 PM

LESimmons

Actually, the bunny slippers have been part of her outfit for awhile now. XD And although they're cute on top, they got spikes on the bottom. Plenty of traction to be had there! (and nasty kicks)

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26th Nov 2013, 4:43 PM

cattservant

Did I miss the call for volunteers?

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27th Nov 2013, 2:13 AM

LESimmons

Nope, worse - you've been drafted! O_O;

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26th Nov 2013, 7:15 PM

Grey Garou

The Princess of Perdition, perhaps? The High Priestess of Pathology?

Oh hell...she must have a soft side (that doesn't get traumatized on a regular basis). I bet she still has her childhood S&M Torture Dungeon Barbie set with Masochistic Slave Ken.

No, wait. She ate Ken.

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27th Nov 2013, 2:14 AM

LESimmons

Ooooh, I like those! :D I must acquisition them!

She ate Ken AND all the GI Joes. As for that softer side, weeeeelllll...that remains to be seen! <.<;

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27th Nov 2013, 1:18 PM

The_Rippy_One

well, softer sides...anterior and posterior? I mean, her edges are sort of ribby and hard, but I'm pretty sure...OH, not literally! Sorry.

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29th Nov 2013, 9:19 AM

Nutster

We've seen a squishy side of her, over on the weight machine. Does that count?

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29th Nov 2013, 9:52 PM

LESimmons

I'd have to say yes, totally. :D

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27th Nov 2013, 9:20 AM

DWD

One of Disney's lesser known princesses...

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27th Nov 2013, 11:05 AM

LESimmons

Believe me, she's working diligently to rectify that.

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27th Nov 2013, 2:25 PM

kabu

Yeah, by killing the others off.

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27th Nov 2013, 9:20 PM

LESimmons

The Disney Princess Murders. I like it. Sounds like a great ABC Movie of the Week, featuring the team up between Basil of Baker Street and Darkwing Duck to solve the case before the fiend strikes again!

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