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And you don't hear people criticize the Joker's purple suits either.
Damn straight, my man, damn straight!
So, now, in the vein of boasts, you have "As strong as 10 men," "The power of 10 tigers" and now we have "the tenacity of 40 fucks" - Steely Dan is properly badass, and her boast is sufficient to mark it!
Meanwhile, Princess? I could see Mistress, Queen, Bitch, Whore, Madame, and God, but some how, not Princess, except maybe ironically...followed by decapitation.
Nothing says "badass" that pink, fuzzy bunny slippers, amirite? :3
Oooh, you HAD to go an mention decapitation, didn't you? >_< Great, now you've just made her even hornier!
So totally right!
So, did she buy that chainsaw, or did she go into a store, say "Want!" and the clerk handed it over, recognizing that impeding her would in no way actually lead to a good result?
Not entirely sure, but I'm pretty certain she got it while in Texas. :D
Okay, only an indestructible marshmallow undead critter could consider that a suitable outfit for taking into battle, especially the pink fuzzy bunny slippers. Might I recommend something with more traction so you can run when needed without worrying about your shoes falling off, unless your foot is going with it?
Actually, the bunny slippers have been part of her outfit for awhile now. XD And although they're cute on top, they got spikes on the bottom. Plenty of traction to be had there! (and nasty kicks)
Did I miss the call for volunteers?
Nope, worse - you've been drafted! O_O;
The Princess of Perdition, perhaps? The High Priestess of Pathology?
Oh hell...she must have a soft side (that doesn't get traumatized on a regular basis). I bet she still has her childhood S&M Torture Dungeon Barbie set with Masochistic Slave Ken.
No, wait. She ate Ken.
Ooooh, I like those! :D I must acquisition them!
She ate Ken AND all the GI Joes. As for that softer side, weeeeelllll...that remains to be seen! <.<;
well, softer sides...anterior and posterior? I mean, her edges are sort of ribby and hard, but I'm pretty sure...OH, not literally! Sorry.
We've seen a squishy side of her, over on the weight machine. Does that count?
I'd have to say yes, totally. :D
One of Disney's lesser known princesses...
Believe me, she's working diligently to rectify that.
Yeah, by killing the others off.
The Disney Princess Murders. I like it. Sounds like a great ABC Movie of the Week, featuring the team up between Basil of Baker Street and Darkwing Duck to solve the case before the fiend strikes again!
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