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Behold! A film critic in its natural habitat!
Well marked thrill!
Pulls you under!
Sucked quite away...
Oh, haiku! No, wait, uh, count the syllables. Er, carry the two, no, um.
Looks like it's time for Aquaman to wade back over to the bar to buy another beer.
Can a man who's 99% water really get drunk? Inquiring minds want to know! O.O;
That movie is going to be a whale (of a) flop.
The premise doesn't even hold water, the lead seemed entirely drained of energy, the love interest is running on empty, and the director is clearly a fish out of water when dealing with this sort of movie!
On the other fin, I feel it's gonna make waves, be a big splash, plumb new depths, take a real bite out of the competition!
What's this? A webcomic that actually shows a movie critic doing his job instead of just talking about it to his friends? I'm shocked sir!
This is the web comic that keeps its promises! No matter how flimsy they are! :D
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